People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”
White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender
Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺
men: I identify as male.
Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes
Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!
Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus
Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!
I…. Wow… This is super accurate o.o
THIS IS LIFE! (I am christian, the rest of my family is Christian TM)
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“
Okay but like, if Draco and Harry got together during their time at Hogwarts, perhaps fourth year on, this means they were between the ages of FOURTEEN AND EIGHTEEN (if we are including eighth year).
…have you SEEN a fourteen year old boy try to interact with someone romantically? It’s among one of the most hilarious sights to see and I can’t imagine that Harry and Draco would interact any differently, my awkward nugget children.
•”…Hey… Potter.”
“Sup.”
And there they sit in the great hall for all of dinner, completely disregarding each other’s existence and both blushing heavily.
•“Hey, M-uh, Dra-Mal-yeah.”
*curt nod*
And they both walk briskly away in opposite directions.
•*meanwhile, in the Potions classroom*
“Hey, Harry.”
“…hi, Blaise.”
“So, Malfoy wants to know if you want to go to the Yule ball with him, and also told me to tell you his mum will send you dress robes if you don’t have them.”
“Uhh… okay. Y-yeah, sure. Yes.”
*cue awkward prolonged eye contact for the remainder of the class*
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